Ridiculous Video of the Day: Dale Peterson Is Back!!!

You asked for it, and you got it! Dale Peterson- former "farmer," "businessman," "cop," "Marine during Vietnam," utterly failed political candidate and CF's vote for Most American Man Ever- allowed a camera crew onto his incredibly American ranch for one last (we hope not) hoorah. If you were wondering why he had the rifle last time, well, you'll see. So many great parts to this- the fact that he brought back the term "giving a rip," the cock of the rifle as he threatens would be yard-sign-stealers and the Sergio Leone-esque extreme close-ups of the eyes (which proves he means business). Please list your favorite Peterson-ism in the comments below.

Ridiculous Video of the Day: How To Make Your Ad Campaign More American

The Constitution...Check
Dog Tags...Check
Marine Pin...Check
Cowboy Hat...Check
Horse Riding...Check
Aviator Sunglasses...Check
Set on a Ranch...Check
Blue Jeans...Check
Folksy Down-home Accent...Check
Noted Experience as a: Farmer, Cop, Small Business Owner, Marine...Check
Authoritativeness...Check
Folksy Phrases Like "They Don't Give a Rip"...Check
Mention "Illegals"...Check
Refer To Your Opponent As a "Dummy"...Check
Out of Nowhere Lever-Action Rifle (Either as a Show of Your Folksiness or a Threat)...Check

Dale Peterson: Most. American. Man. Ever.