The Constitution...Check
Dog Tags...Check
Marine Pin...Check
Cowboy Hat...Check
Horse Riding...Check
Aviator Sunglasses...Check
Set on a Ranch...Check
Blue Jeans...Check
Folksy Down-home Accent...Check
Noted Experience as a: Farmer, Cop, Small Business Owner, Marine...Check
Authoritativeness...Check
Folksy Phrases Like "They Don't Give a Rip"...Check
Mention "Illegals"...Check
Refer To Your Opponent As a "Dummy"...Check
Out of Nowhere Lever-Action Rifle (Either as a Show of Your Folksiness or a Threat)...Check
Dale Peterson: Most. American. Man. Ever.
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Facebook references.. Check.
Forgot: Make Vague Reference to "Thugs and Criminals"
Guns and bible, buddy. Always wins with 'tue patriots'. Too bad they rui the government and world collective when they expand their experiment.
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